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In this episode of the Cracked podcast, guest host Soren Bowie is joined by Cody Johnston, Michael Swaim, and comedian Annie Lederman to discuss the most trivial things we will argue about until the day we die. Whether it's toilet paper position, fedoras on men, or Oxford commas, we each harbor a preference so powerful we can't help but proselytize to the world. Yup, your hamburger is probably the result of some hot all-male bovine action.ĭeep inside us all - behind our political leanings, our moral codes, and our private biases - there is a cause so colossally stupid that we surprise ourselves with how much we care.
If they don't see anything dangling, most bulls don't notice the difference and are happy to mount the steer.
So we use steers - bulls that have been neutered. Gay 18 Twink Elis Gets Harsh Ass Spanking from Psycho Therapy 'Doctor' Richard Lennox in his Office to cure his feelings of inferiority - Manpuppy 966. Not a cow, though - hot bull-on-cow action spreads bovine VD and produces unwanted pregnancies, and bulls are generally pretty bad at getting condom wrappers opened before the mood dies. And no, that man isn't posing for the requisite "wacky" picture on his dating profile - someone has to be inside to help "facilitate" the sperm bank deposit by ensuring it lands in the appropriate receptacle.īut, in my experience, bulls get injured with metal or wooden mounts more than with real-life cow ladies, both physically (metal is blunter than a still-living flank steak) and emotionally (cold metal can't comfort bulls through those long, sleepless nights in the barn). That's an artificial mount, essentially the four-legged equivalent of a blow-up doll.